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March 29, 2026

Weekends are wild.

You’d think weekdays would be the hardest part of life, but in this house? Absolutely not. The bulk of the chaos always lands on the weekend.

My husband and I have four kids between us. Our oldest (“the teen”) spends weekends with his mom since he’s with us during the week. The next one (“the tweenager”) flips back and forth depending on his mood—but usually stays with us because his dad works graveyard shifts and isn’t exactly up for weekend adventures.

Then there’s “the kid,” who’s with us every other weekend and has soccer games on Saturdays. And finally, our baby girl, Nona, who is with us 24/7 like a tiny, adorable boss.

So Saturdays?

Soccer, chaos, and trying to get multiple children out the door—two of whom absolutely do not care about said soccer game. It’s a whole production. But his team is undefeated, so obviously we’re showing up like it’s the Super Bowl.

Then comes the real challenge: entertaining everyone after.

Because here’s the lie I keep hearing—

“Just let kids entertain themselves.”

No. Absolutely not.

That’s how you end up refereeing World War III in your living room.

So in this house, planned activities are survival. Not peaceful—more like a controlled, low-grade battle—but still better.

Now add in the fact that we are perpetually broke.

Which means all those cute Pinterest ideas? Yeah… no. Everything costs money. Money we do not have. So I’ve spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to keep everyone entertained without spending a fortune—and without boring myself to death in the process.

Because here’s the thing nobody says out loud:

If I’m miserable, I’m not doing it anymore.

I’m not spending the little free time I have doing something that sucks just to keep everyone else entertained. It has to work for me too.

So here’s a list of actually doable weekend activities that don’t suck—for you and your kids.

Bike Riding

Doesn’t have to be intense. Just go somewhere pretty so you enjoy it too.

Bonus: if they ride fast enough, they get too winded to argue.

Pool Time

Yes, they’ll fight at first—over goggles, floaties, who breathed wrong, etc.

But after that? It usually levels out.

If you’ve got a community pool, it’s free. Public pools are cheap, but check the rules ahead of time—they love hitting you with random restrictions right when you’re already overstimulated.

Beach Trip

If you live near one, this is a solid go-to.

Bring random containers instead of fancy toys, snacks so they don’t ruin your peace, and just accept that they will bring home weird treasures.

You can throw it away later. They won’t notice.

Library Activities

Hit or miss—but worth checking.

Some events are great, some are painfully boring. Do your research first and let your kids help pick. Saves you from dragging them somewhere just to hear complaints.

Bonus: you might actually get to sit and read.

Parks (Strategically Chosen)

Not all parks are created equal.

Pick one with multiple options—playgrounds, open space, courts, whatever. Bring food so you don’t hear “I’m hungry” 10 minutes in.

Yes, it’s more effort upfront. But afterward? They’re exhausted and quiet. Worth it.

Wandering Around for No Reason

Underrated.

Pick a random area, walk around, act like tourists. You’ll find weird stuff, get exercise, and they’ll inevitably adopt some random object as a “souvenir.”

My husband hates this one. So… not for everyone.

“Karate Kid” Chores

You know—wax on, wax off.

Hot day? Take them to a self-serve car wash with swimsuits and towels.

Is the car perfectly clean? No.

Are they entertained and distracted? Yes.

Good enough.

The 90s Parenting Method

Kick them outside.

I said what I said.

Set boundaries so you can still see them, but let them run around, get bored, and figure it out. They burn energy, you get a break—it works.

Screen Time (Yes, Really)

Not all day—but sometimes you just need a minute.

Ignore the judgment. An hour or two isn’t going to ruin them.

Separate them if needed, set controls if you care, and enjoy the silence.

Board Games (But Make Them Interesting)

The problem isn’t board games—it’s boring ones.

Pick games that are a little more fun, a little more edgy (age-appropriate, obviously). They open up conversations you wouldn’t normally have and actually keep kids engaged.

I’ll put together a full list of favorites soon.

These won’t work for everyone—but they work for us.

They’re cheap (or free), they keep the peace mostly intact, and most importantly—they don’t make me lose my mind.

And honestly? That’s the goal.